The Lazy Vampire
October 2019
Ted is a lazy vampire
He doesn’t like doing anything the other vampires like to do. Other vampires like to drink blood and turn into bats and fly around. Not Ted. Ted is a lazy vampire.
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CHARACTER SURVEY- Ted
WHAT IS YOUR NICKNAME (IF YOU HAVE ONE)?
TEDDY BEAR
IF A GENIE GRANTED YOU THREE WISHES, WHAT WOULD YOU WISH FOR?
A BLOOD ORANGE, CLEAN UNDERWEAR, A BAT SIZED JACKET
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?
SPAGHETTI WITH BLOOD SAUCE
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DESSERT?
BLOOD ICE CREAM
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
BLOOD RED
IF YOU COULD TRAVEL ANYWHERE IN THE UNIVERSE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO?
TO VISIT MY FAMILY IN TRANSYLVANIA
WHAT SCARES YOU/WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?
MY MUMMY
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY?
WATCHING CARTOONS
WHAT DO/DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW/GREW UP?
A VIDEO GAME TESTER
DESCRIBE A TIME WHEN YOU WERE REALLY EMBARRASSED.
THE LAST TIME I TURNED INTO A BAT, I GOT TANGLED IN A KITE STRING
WHAT IS HIDING UNDER YOUR BED?
PROBABLY A GOBLIN
WHAT REALLY ANNOYS YOU?
WHEN HARRY THE WEREWOLF AND WILLOW THE WITCH COME OVER AND WILLOW TURNS INTO A BLACK CAT AND HARRY CHASES HER AROUND MY HOUSE AND KNOCKS EVERYTHING OVER
WHAT DO YOU LIKE THE BEST ABOUT YOURSELF?
EVERYTHING. I’M GREAT
IF YOU COULD BE ANY ANIMAL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE AND WHY?
UM…A BAT, OBVIOUSLY
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY SUPERPOWER, WHAT WOULD YOU PICK AND WHY?
BEING A VAMPIRE AND HYPNOTIZING PEOPLE INTO DOING MY CHORES
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING IN YOUR REFRIGERATOR RIGHT NOW?
THE BAG OF BLOOD I DIDN’T FINISH AT BREAKFAST
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOLIDAY AND WHY?
HALLOWEEN- I DON’T NEED TO WEAR A MASK OR HIDE
WHAT IS/WAS YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL?
HISTORY
WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO WHEN YOU ARE NOT IN SCHOOL/AT WORK?
WATCH SCARY MOVIES
WHAT IS YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION?
MY CAPE- MY MOM MADE IT FOR ME
WHAT FOOD DO YOU DISLIKE THE MOST?
ALL FOOD THAT ISN’T COVERED IN BLOOD
WHAT IS YOUR HIDDEN TALENT?
WHISTLING
WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO LIVE?
IN EGYPT WITH MY FRIEND MORT THE MUMMY
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I WOULD LIKE TO BE ABLE TO GO OUT INTO THE SUN WITHOUT AN UMBRELLA
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE MOTTO?
EVERYTHING IS FANGTASTIC
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG?
BRING ME TO LIFE
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CANDY?
GUMMY BODY PARTS DIPPED IN CANDY BLOOD
The Lazy Vampire
October 2019
Ted is a lazy vampire
He doesn’t like doing anything the other vampires like to do. Other vampires like to drink blood and turn into bats and fly around. Not Ted. Ted is a lazy vampire.
Paperback- Audible-
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