The Lazy Vampire

The Lazy Vampire
October 2019
Ted is a lazy vampire
He doesn’t like doing anything the other vampires like to do. Other vampires like to drink blood and turn into bats and fly around. Not Ted. Ted is a lazy vampire.
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CHARACTER SURVEY- Ted

WHAT IS YOUR NICKNAME (IF YOU HAVE ONE)?
TEDDY BEAR

IF A GENIE GRANTED YOU THREE WISHES, WHAT WOULD YOU WISH FOR?
A BLOOD ORANGE, CLEAN UNDERWEAR, A BAT SIZED JACKET

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?
SPAGHETTI WITH BLOOD SAUCE

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DESSERT?
BLOOD ICE CREAM

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?
BLOOD RED

IF YOU COULD TRAVEL ANYWHERE IN THE UNIVERSE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO?
TO VISIT MY FAMILY IN TRANSYLVANIA

WHAT SCARES YOU/WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?
MY MUMMY

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY?
WATCHING CARTOONS

WHAT DO/DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW/GREW UP?
A VIDEO GAME TESTER

DESCRIBE A TIME WHEN YOU WERE REALLY EMBARRASSED.
THE LAST TIME I TURNED INTO A BAT, I GOT TANGLED IN A KITE STRING

WHAT IS HIDING UNDER YOUR BED?
PROBABLY A GOBLIN

WHAT REALLY ANNOYS YOU?
WHEN HARRY THE WEREWOLF AND WILLOW THE WITCH COME OVER AND WILLOW TURNS INTO A BLACK CAT AND HARRY CHASES HER AROUND MY HOUSE AND KNOCKS EVERYTHING OVER

WHAT DO YOU LIKE THE BEST ABOUT YOURSELF?
EVERYTHING. I’M GREAT

IF YOU COULD BE ANY ANIMAL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE AND WHY?
UM…A BAT, OBVIOUSLY

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY SUPERPOWER, WHAT WOULD YOU PICK AND WHY?
BEING A VAMPIRE AND HYPNOTIZING PEOPLE INTO DOING MY CHORES

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING IN YOUR REFRIGERATOR RIGHT NOW?
THE BAG OF BLOOD I DIDN’T FINISH AT BREAKFAST

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOLIDAY AND WHY?
HALLOWEEN- I DON’T NEED TO WEAR A MASK OR HIDE

WHAT IS/WAS YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL?
HISTORY

WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO WHEN YOU ARE NOT IN SCHOOL/AT WORK?
WATCH SCARY MOVIES

WHAT IS YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION?
MY CAPE- MY MOM MADE IT FOR ME

WHAT FOOD DO YOU DISLIKE THE MOST?
ALL FOOD THAT ISN’T COVERED IN BLOOD

WHAT IS YOUR HIDDEN TALENT?
WHISTLING

WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO LIVE?
IN EGYPT WITH MY FRIEND MORT THE MUMMY

IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I WOULD LIKE TO BE ABLE TO GO OUT INTO THE SUN WITHOUT AN UMBRELLA

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE MOTTO?
EVERYTHING IS FANGTASTIC

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG?
BRING ME TO LIFE

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CANDY?
GUMMY BODY PARTS DIPPED IN CANDY BLOOD

The Lazy Vampire
October 2019

Ted is a lazy vampire
He doesn’t like doing anything the other vampires like to do. Other vampires like to drink blood and turn into bats and fly around. Not Ted. Ted is a lazy vampire.

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